Leonard: We need to widen our circle.
Sheldon: I have a very wide circle. I have 212 friends on myspace.
Leonard: Yes, and you’ve never met one of them.
Sheldon: That’s the beauty of it.
Leonard: Sheldon, you can't train my girlfriend like a lab rat!
Sheldon: Actually, it turns out I can.
Sheldon: Interesting. Sex works even better than chocolate to modify behavior. I wonder if anyone else has stumbled onto that.
Sheldon: I made tea.
Leonard: I don't want tea.
Sheldon: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.
Leonard: Then why are you telling me?
Sheldon: It's a conversation starter.
Leonard: That's a lousy conversation starter.
Sheldon: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.
Sheldon: A little misunderstanding?! Galileo and the Pope had a little misunderstanding...
Sheldon: Howard, you know me to be a very smart man. Don't you think that if I were wrong, I'd know it?
Sheldon: There's a fine line between wrong and visionary. Unfortunately, you have to be a visionary to see it.
Sheldon: I'm sorry but I'm not going to watch the Clone Wars TV Series until I've seen the Clone Wars movie. I prefer to let George Lucas disappoint me in the order he intended.
Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid!
Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because
one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that
makes me sad.
Penny: Why can't all guys be like you?
Leonard: Because if all guys were like me the human race couldn't survive.
Wolowitz: I just checked the house. There's probably 20, 25 people in there.
Leonard: You're kidding!
Penny: Is that all?
Leonard: "All?" In particle physics, 25 is Woodstock.
Leonard: You are not Isaac Newton.
Sheldon: No, no, that's true. Gravity would have been apparent to me without the apple.
Penny: I’m a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know.
Sheldon:
Yes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion
that the sun’s apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined
constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your
personality.
Penny: (puzzled) Participate in the what?
Leonard: Sheldon, why is this letter in the trash?
Sheldon:
Well, there's always the possibility that a trash can spontaneously
formed around the letter, but Occam's Razor would suggest that someone
threw it out.
Sheldon: Leonard, when that woman moved in three years ago I told you not to talk to her, and now look. We're going to be late for the movies.
Sheldon: You have about as much chance with her as the Hubble Telescope does of finding in the middle of each black hole a small man looking for the light switch.
Sheldon: I made tea.
Leonard: I don’t want tea.
Sheldon: I didn’t make tea for you. This is my tea.
Leonard: Why are you telling me?
Sheldon: It’s a conversation starter.
Leonard: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
Sheldon: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.
Windows 7 according to Sheldon Cooper
My new computer came with Windows 7. Windows 7 is much more user-friendly than Windows Vista. I don’t like that.
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